"Laziness is the one common deficiency in mankind that blocks the establishment of a perfect world in which everyone leads a happy life." - W. Feather
I am lazy. I hate to admit it and I am a little ashamed, but I did something today that makes this fact undeniable. Today, I dropped one third of a tube of Lays Stacks (look and taste very similar to Pringles, but to my delight are gluten-free) on the dining room floor and I left them there, but the story does not end there - I then went downstairs with a chip in hand to entice my dog Sophie to the dining room to clean up my mess. This of course was all to avoid going to the basement to get the vacuum, unraveling the cord, vacuuming, wrapping the cord back up and bringing the vacuum back to the basement.
Rather than focusing on the negative (the fact that I just proved I am without a doubt the laziest person in this world), I have chosen to find a positive in this situation; the positive being that I did not use any electricity by vacuuming up the crumbs.
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